samuel

a term for a kid who doesn’t shut his annoying fucking mouth up about blowjobs when he hasn’t had his first kiss yet. he also look like hit by a brick in his facd

samuel has no friends

by downey monkey monkey 543 October 20, 2021

Samuele

Sammy is short for Samuele (Italian). He is an awesome friend and is really sweet. His hair is unbelievably soft and curly. He will always be there for you even on his bad days. He is a bundle of nonstop energy but when he is tired, he can sleep anywhere.

That was fun hanging out with Samuele, but boy am i tired! 😁

by FlowerPower200118 November 13, 2021

Samuel

Is a raging homosexual likes men seduces oranges and has sex with fruits in the fridge dry humps his wall and his momma

"Oh no guys looks out! Its Samuel! Hide your fruits away before he molests them!"

by xx_thepr0phet16235_xx November 20, 2021

Samuel

This nigga got a big d, no cap.

Samuel got a big dick

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Samuel

Has the biggest penis of the word has 100 girlfriends is a future millionaire and fucks your wife

(And Andreas asshole)

Person 1: is that samuel

Person 2: yes the big dick men

by Samu nigga November 22, 2021

Samuel

The guy with the biggest dick of the world he is a future millionaire and he has 100 girlfriends he also fucks your wife

(And Andreas)

Person 1: is that Samuel

Person 2 : yes the big dick men

by Samu nigga November 22, 2021

Samuel

Samuel is a small lineman

Samuel is bad at football

by Igg gf dd November 22, 2021