Speed

I Sopfeeeea, am the definition on speed, for I naruto run up the stairs very fast. I speed across the school hallway with intense speed, 1000mph.

I...i am SPEED

I am the SPEED.

by Kind Boy 50000000 November 6, 2019

Speed Weed

THC juice vaporized in a meth pipe because you burnt the coil on your cart you payed 30 bucks for

"Use a wrench to open the cart and pour the juice in here"
"You got a torch lighter?"
"We call this Speed Weed"

by Honted tonk July 5, 2020

norwegian speedbag

the act of speed bagging ones testicles

OW OW OW OW OW MOTHA FUCKA! OW OW OW ! (: MY FUCKIN NUT SACKKK!!! ITS BLEEDING YUMMY norwegian speedbag

by SHITTY NUTSACK 503 July 9, 2010

Medium-speed Neck

The act of giving Oral sex, stopping mid-way, looking up at your partner, and walking away.

I was watching tv when yo girl came down and gave me that medium-speed neck.

Out of fastnecking, slownecking and medium-speed necking, i prefer the latter.

by Anonymus white guy January 2, 2011

NTE Speed

Not To Exceed Speed; The speed at which an airplane must not exceed else it will fall apart. This usually results in a bad day for anyone on board the plane.

Person 1: Damn! That plane's wings just flew off!

Person 2: No shit, it surpassed its NTE Speed.

by Jordo62 April 4, 2011

stupid speed

the choice of a driving speed that matches nearly exactly the vehicle in the adjacent lane, not out of any sense of intentionality, but rather as a result of the use of cruise control, or sheer ignorance of ones surroundings.

Sorry I'm late, there were two boneheads driving at stupid speed for 3 miles on the parkway, and I couldn't get around them. 5 minutes of false hope that one of them would grow a brain.

by A McCool August 25, 2017

canadian speedball

Going outside after a sweltering punk show to cool off only to go back inside the boiling venue to warm up.

"Fuck that band was great! I'm gonna go outside to cool off."
"Want to grab another beer when you get back in?"
"Yeah, I'll pull a Canadian Speedball."

by MikeAD February 4, 2018