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Pussy shirt

A shirt in a guy’s wardrobe that he chooses to wear when he hopes to score hot pussy. Typically, a pussy shirt is several levels nicer than the average of all the shirts he owns.
“Hey, Marc your shirt has no wrinkles and makes you look decent for once. That has to be your pussy shirt”
by PilsnerUrquell May 12, 2019
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Tight Shirt

"He wears tight shirts" is slang used to subtly describe a guy who likes guys. Someone who wears a tight shirt could also like women, but the important thing is that he kisses dudes.

This phrase was first used to describe superheroes from Marvel Cinema, as the male superheroes who wore very tight shirts often liked men.
Sarah: Oh, that guy's cute! Is he single?
Sam: I wouldn't flirt with him if I were you, i think he wears tight shirts.
by tenrose April 17, 2021
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waifu shirt

a shirt with a waifu on it
person 1: "wow, did you see nik with his shitty waifu shirt? pussy"
person 2: "Yeah, what a fucking weeaboo
by dyespresso August 29, 2018
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shirt pigs

by mutant-lizard February 3, 2010
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Shirt stretcher

A fat fuck who constantly pulls their shirt away from their gunt to give the illusion of not being obese.
Jon keeps pulling his shirt away from his gut. What a shirt stretcher.
by m4gssssss August 6, 2017
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Tee shirt titties

Female breast that are visible even in a loose fitting tee shirt.
Dude…that girls got tee shirt titties.
by Tst March 8, 2024
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shirt dandruff

the shitty residue left over when ironing and spraying starch
Friend: Hey man your shirt looks like shit! Whats all that flaky shit on it...

YOU: Oh, man f-ck! Its shirt dandruff!
by DrHazeLeaf, FOESHO March 9, 2008
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