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ocean sauce 

Who to fuck calls ocean sauce "water"??!!!??

Making Cocktail Sauce 

When you cum in a girl and it is that time of the month, it comes back out looking like cocktail sauce
My girl has her period this week but I don't care because I making cocktail sauce

American apple sauce 

The act of pouring apple sauce into a womens rectum then vigorously eating it out and or sexual intercourse. There for using it as lube.
man: yo, i american apple sauced this brunett.
man 2; ha i did that the other month.
man 3; i saw chocolate chips

Simons special sauce 

a sauce made from centrifuged semen,pepsi max and mayonnaise. Can be purchased at certain lemonade stands.
always costs 9001$
Rob: hey nice lemonade stand, do you by chance have some Simons special sauce?
Mary:Well yes my good sir we certainly have.
Rob:Well may I ask how much it costs?
Mary:It's 9001$ dollars sir
Rob: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

To much sauce

Having lots of swag
To much sauce by Lewinsky_baby January 9, 2017

jesus sauce 

when jesus was around he'd masturbate into cups and make people drink his seamen b/c if they drank this jesus sauce, they believed they'd gain his powers.
"my great-great-great-great-great-great (x's 45) grandfather jimmy drank jesus sauce once a day and learned how to walk on water!!!"
jesus sauce by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006