he's not home right now

Excuse given by the mother, father, or other relative or friend of a less-than-altruistic "friend" not to call someone back on the phone.

I tried to call my (sarcastically spoken) wonderful friend Peter, but all I get is his sister on the phone telling me he's not home right now.

by pentozali February 28, 2008

is so me right now

A play on the phrase 'is so hot right now', but is used to explain how cool you think you are by associating yourself with someone or something else that is really cool. This is normally said by dumb model chicks and over the top metrosexual men

1. Zac Efron is so me right now
2. Katy Perry is so me right now

by SiffBachelor June 3, 2009

right meow

Another form of "right now" which is much better and far more entertaining.

Class: When is that test?
Mr. McNulty: Right meow.

by Mew K May 26, 2009

right doe

Rochester, NY slang for a term of agreement when two people are talking about something. it is usually said with high volume and "doe" is said for about three seconds.

ayo bruh i hate when a female weave is nappy
right doe!!

by Swigggyyy January 11, 2011

rightever

To show support and displacement at the same time.

To combine "Right On!" and "Whatever"

They: "Hey man, I won tickets to the concert, and I'm taking my girlfriend"

You: "Rightever"

by Ty Paige November 15, 2004

Right lane candidate

moving slower than the rest; slow driver in the fast lane; slow to understand

"Dude, you are a right lane candidate"

by CKMP January 11, 2008

righteous grumpy

a fully satisfying bowel movement

fred was in the bathroom handling a righteous grumpy

by alex dodsworth December 9, 2008