fart punch

When you slam your butt on a persons face and then fart

Man you missed it, Mark was on the couch and I just fart punched his face..

by Jimy Bum Man January 7, 2012

punch-up

usually a school yard fight with someone trying to defend their honor or someone elses. the original people involved dont actually have much to do with the eventual fight, but there are usually more than 3 or 4 a side, and they are not always even

girl 1: did u see that punch up after skool today?
girl 2: yea with dave and that! dave was protecting greg when tom started on him and arranged a fight outside!

by loodie March 17, 2005

Punch Bowl

When you are at a house party and someone cloggs the sink and everybody pisses in the sink.

Yo dude, I totally punch bowled the bathroom sink.

Go fill it up .

by Gdit March 9, 2017

Punching the Clown

Beating Ronald McDonald, or Pennywise, or any other clown, with your fist. What else do you think that meant?

A pedo dressed like Ronald McDonald tried to lure me into a van until I started punching the clown.

by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease December 5, 2018

Frances Punch

When preforming fellatio (oral sex) on a man, a woman (or man) reaches around and punchs the man in the balls groin.

last night, I recieved a frances punch... I think she might have been upset.

by jpk79 December 15, 2008

punch break

The act of masturbating in a toilet at work whilst you should be working... instead of a "lunch" break, place your hand on your member in the form of a fist and administer a "punch" to yourself... nothing better than getting paid to pull!

Me: "Hey Rosso! Hold the fort will ya, I'm on punch break!"

Rosso: "Ya dirty bastard, give her a yank for me!!"

by sadtraxx September 25, 2009

punched in the neck

A metaphor and/or phrase referring to a hickey/the action of getting a hickey.

"did you notice the makeup on my neck?"-"No, why?"-"I was hanging out with Merry this weekend and uhh...-got punched in the neck."

by thefourthgeorge August 24, 2007