Butter your potato to your own liking

Originated from the brilliant scientist Dr. Michael Garrity as a metaphor advising people to live life on their own terms.

Shanny: I'm going to marry a Presbyterian.
Dr. Garrity: Butter your potato to your own liking my dear.

by Mohgzilla February 24, 2023

tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich

when you roast someone so hard that they're forced to give in

I wrote such a forceful email to my teacher to change my grade that he was tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich.

by maeveisawesome October 27, 2022

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

We almost made Watermelon Sugar becoming absolutely a blue text. Now IT'S TIME FOR GHETTO SPREAD!!!

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021

potato skins

The left over shit stuck to the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush

After you punished my toilet, I had to scrub the potato skins off the bowl.

by Joseph (ADC) January 26, 2008

Potato

A slang term used when referring to a person who is mentally retarded. Also used when a normal person acts retarded.

"Dude, look at that potato running down the hall." or " You are acting like such a potato today!"

by SweetDysentery October 17, 2013

pyrotechnical cheez potato

A person that, rather being a couch potato, is a modem potato, spending long periods of time surfing the web, obsessing over exceedingly silly (aka "cheesy") information, to a such a degree that they spontaneously self-combust, but survive in a new form.

John used to hang out and go to parties, but after he became a pyrotechnical cheez potato, we didn't see much of him outside his computer room.

by Joseph Majsterski July 15, 2003

potato sacking

Chuck Norris version of tea bagging

Chuck Norris isn't tea bagging, he's potato sacking

by Mokattam September 4, 2008