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Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a girls vagina, then proceeding to have sexual intercourse with her
Boy I’m reading for her to take my Alabama hot pocket
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pocket bukkake

multiple males bashing the bishop from the confines of their pockets so forcefully that it penetrates the trousers engulfing the unsuspecting women... bukkake delight
"Me and the lads were at samantha's house and got her mum in a suprise game of pocket bukkake! BOO YAH!"
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Lady Pocket

The polite term for a lades vagina.
I met this girl last night and I lost my watch in her lady pocket.
by Dr_Appleseed April 12, 2013
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Alabama Hot Pocket

This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.
Jason gave Tak an Alabama Hot Pocket and it took her 3 weeks to clean it out.
by Cheatachu655 January 11, 2008
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Alabama Hot Pocket

When a man excretes fecal matter into a female's vagina.
"What's that smell?"

"Claire's brother just gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket."
by Dmitri B December 3, 2006
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hip pocket

A short informal period of instruction. Given on the spur of the moment. Corrects a deficiency.
The intent of this hip pocket class is not to make you all qualified to teach at a formal school.
Rather, it’s intent is to give you the skills to so that you can teach in a professional manner during these types of situations.
by ViperX24 January 28, 2015
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Hawaiian hot pocket

The beautiful act of sliding pineapple slices down the crack of another man's buttocks, whilst eating a can of raw spam, trading it between the sweetened anus and your mouth multiple times. Once the spam is completely consumed, both lovers cram the tainted pineapple slices into the opposite partner's mouth. Open a secondary can of spam, and insert via a condom into the partners anal cavity, and afterwards taking a long nude walk along the beach. The spam must remain inside the entire time to incubate, until you are ready to eject it (be sure that any spam that trickles out of the condom be placed back inside).
I'm aching for a luau, so why not perform a "Hawaiian hot pocket" with me?
by Sanguine7 June 22, 2016
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