Red Eagle Politics

A youtuber/ right wing coper who pretends to be an accurate election forecaster.

"Hey did you watch Red Eagle Politics new video, saying that the Republicans for real are going to win this time?" Brad
"Dude he's like wrong 100% of the time, why do you bother watching his videos anyways?" - Kent
"It makes for good comedy" = Brad

by Brandon Skull June 1, 2023

Political Thespian

A political actor engaged in political theater.

Donald worshiper: Trump gon lock them groomers up!
Human: Roy Cohn was having gay sex with j Edgar Hoover and underage boys. Your orange Daddy is a political thespian.

by Dr.Crow June 14, 2023

Polite cat

= beluga cat

polite cat IS beluga

by UrLocalSeagull June 16, 2023

Political Illness

Mental illness characterized by making everything political for seemingly no apparent reason.

Bill was a good guy until he developed political illness. Now he just comments, "Let's go Brandon" and "My body, my choice!" on every random facebook post he sees.

by CornBrehd June 15, 2024

Political Violence

How do you know it was political? How do you know it's not a MANIFESTATION OF YOUR OWN MIND?

Hym "Maybe it WASN'T political violence. Maybe it was apolitical violence that just so happened to be directed at a president. This is hilarious. It would have been more interesting (I think) if Trump had died. I think if Trump would have died and the resulting violence would have ended up getting a bunch of shit-libs slaughtered... I think then I would be happy. And now the conservatives:"

Conservatives "See!? This is what happens when they call us Nazi!"

Hym "YOU CALLED THEM EVIL! YOU CALLED THEM SATANIC! YOU ARE THE THING YOU CONDEMN! THAT is your humanity! Doomed to be the thing you condemn for all of eternity!"

A fucking retard "No-U!"

Hym "I'm not a retard with a fat cock. I can't ever be the thing I condemn. Applies to you. Doesn't apply to me. That is how this works."

Conservative "Well then it applies to them and not-"

Hym "NO! NO IT DOESN'T! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? 'WELL THEN' NOTHING, YOU FUCKING RETARD! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE? OPE! HA! I GET IT! NOT SEE! That's why it's called that! Heheheh... Man... What in the fuck is- Well, you're mentally retarded but- What in the fuck is WRONG with you!?"

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

Politically Homeless

An individual who feels disconnected from all political parties, believing that none accurately represent their views or priorities. This term often applies to those who feel let down by existing political opinions, finding no party that aligns with their values or vision for the future. This particularly applies to individuals currently living in Alberta, Canada.

*Coworkers discussing the awful state of politics in Alberta*

Ryan: I think I’m like, politically homeless.

by lilacburn July 26, 2024

Pretty Politics

This term refers to the hierarchy of 'prettiness' within the Exotical Community. It involves people acting hostile and/or dishonest when they think or perceive another person to be 'prettier' or having more 'pretty privilege' or 'Exotical Privilege' than them;

Treatment or mistreatment of someone due to perceiving them as 'more pretty' or 'less pretty' than you;

This type of politics is common within the Exotical Community;

It is similar to 'Desirability Politics', but it strictly applies to Exoticals.

"She is lucky to has looser curls; all I have is 'light skin'..."
She does not benefit from featurism...
She only benefits from colourism!
She is only pretty because she is dark-skinned with loose curls, silky hair and keen features!
He wished he was as handsome as his brother who has green eyes...
They are practising pretty politics in the workplace.
"This is all pretty politics if you ask me..."

by Aamich July 29, 2024