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Polish Cooking

A secretive gang bang under the guise of a dinner party
He tried some Polish cooking last week, he told his friends he was going for a dinner party.
by Polish_Chef October 12, 2011
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Going to the polish museum of America

To have relations of a sexual nature.
Leah is going to the polish museum of america with me after the show.
by Favoriteanimalisbear November 17, 2021
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Polish cough

One who recieves anal sex from a Russian and oral sex from a German at the same time.
We tried the Polish cough last night. She lost her voice and can not walk straight.
by Riggaz September 16, 2017
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Fuzzy Nail Polish

Fuzzy Nail Polish is a nail polish from sally hansen it is made to look fuzzy and like a fuzzy pillow. It is an ok polish but hard to use.
"Have you tried Fuzzy Nail Polish yet?"
"No how is it?"
by CornFlakes N. Mihul May 8, 2013
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polish massage

Verb

Driving a motor vehicle over or along the rumble strips, reflective lane markers, or in some cases highway drainage grooves to simulate the vibrating and kneading effect of a massage, either intentionally or inadvertently.
Daniel waited until the last passenger in the van had nodded off to drift over to the rumble strips and shook everyone awake, he enjoyed the Polish Massage, but each of his passengers hated him for it.

Gary winced at the Polish Massage, when he felt like his fillings were being shaken out as his boyfriend steered the motorcycle they were riding over the rain grooves on the country road.
by Lester'sTesticle August 13, 2017
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Polish my seat

When a man rubs his erect penis between your butt cheeks and ejaculates. His cum is then rubbed into your skin, giving your seat a good polishing.
Polish Peter used his polish peter to polish my seat
by BBootyKing November 5, 2018
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Polish Purple-Nurple

During intercourse, when a morbidly obese Polish woman grabs onto both of your nipples and starts aggressively twisting as you begin to ferociously nut everywhere.
"I ejaculated so hard, it reminded me of a polish purple-nurple"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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