Manlet Pit

A hole in the ground where manlets are found. Typically located in your local gym. Here the petite and effeminate manlet boys compare high heels, pay homage to their hero Randy Newman by singing Short People, futilely lift weights, jerk each other off and bitterly complain about women. Misery loves company. That's why the manlet pit is especially packed on Friday evenings and weekends because that's when normal people go out to socialize and have a great time. A concept that is, of course, completely foreign to a deeply insecure and comically stunted manlet pit inhabitant.

I just stepped over the manlet pit to hit the squat rack - WTF is going on down there? Just the usual, don't even worry about it bro. Everybody knows that short people got no reason.

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024

squish pit

a squish pit is another word for a vagina.

aw man! you got sand in your squish pit!

by wagabaga20003 April 13, 2023

Minge Pit

A group of hot girls.

Tom: Yo Matt did you enjoy getting pushed into that minge pit yesterday?
Matt: Yeah minge pits are pretty cool

by Mat365 January 22, 2018

pit

pit has multiple definitions, one is running sideways, two is when you hit someone hard, and three is where you hang out with someone

“wanna go pit saturday?” “don’t make me pit you “

by unknown☺️☺️ June 15, 2022

Pit

We don’t march be we sure do work harder than any other section. We drink and get high on competition nights and fuck at football games. Pit gets the most amount of bitches other than drumline and the colorguard. Somebody always gets wacked in the head with a cymbal and gets hit in the balls with a mallet. It’s where there’s a 10 thousand dollar instrument gets pushed down a hill and destroyed all because we didn’t want to walk around the whole building. You get called lazy because you don’t march and don’t participate in PT, but you work the hardest and put the most amount of time and effort into playing your instrument.

“Hey, I’m in the pit.”
“ oh yeah, what instrument do you play?”
“All of them.”

by Recked101 April 22, 2021

Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah.

normally used when somebody not associated with the punk/thrasher style wears this style for any particular reason (e.g. your clothes smell of chlorine) without attempting to fit into the style. usually said by the person wearing the outfit either in an attempt to fit in or as a joke.

Chloe: Lookin' sick Max! A couple tats, some piercings and we'll make a thrasher out of you yet.
Max: Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah.
Chloe: Maybe not. Go on down and say hi to Joyce. Free breakfast!

by maisieee27 December 31, 2023

Cocky Pit

A woman's vagina that is so widely used, it has turned into a pit.

"Leslie's a fuckin ho. Her coochie has turned into a Cocky Pit.

by PedigreeFoods69 October 27, 2018