Patrick

A name that could only ever be said at Starbucks.

“Patrick’s latte is ready”

by Kirtap November 8, 2023

A Patrick

One who is dumb and not very smart.

Jordan failed his test, and admitted to being a patrick.

by garboojizz November 24, 2021

Patrick

Patricks are the cutest, funniest people you’ll ever have the pleasure of knowing. They live as wholesome, homeschool catholic boys until age 15 or so when they start to go through their “69 phase”. Luckily their humor only goes up from there as they become one of the most dirty-minded people you know. Patricks are attractive in the sense that you are always pulled toward them and you want to be as close to them as humanly possible. They’re also hella attractive in the physical sense too. Every time you dance you want it to be with him and every time he sings you’re flooded with emotion. If there’s a Patrick in your life, love them as long and fiercely as you can.

Patrick makes me laugh like a 5 year old girl.

by BelleFezzhair September 3, 2019

patrick

synonym is god
the chosen
our lord
saviour
cat

patrick is so amazing

by kim❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 October 13, 2021

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.

YOOO let’s all get patrick shwavyd! it’s lit.

by mr. poopybutthole December 16, 2019

Patrick

A faggot loser that is pale as fuck, and has a shit ton of freckles. Patrick thinks that a girl counts as a girlfriend, even though they haven’t even been on 1 date with them. They are emo, and try to fit in, but can’t.

Look at Patrick over there. Loser.

by Rooster. June 14, 2020

patrick canavan

the bestest of friends anyone could ever have

i have a patrick canavan

by samuel potts lover 2.0 October 18, 2021