Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows vaginal and/or anal missionary sex. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Buttered Sausage.
I accidentally walked in on Gerald “painting the shaft” after he pulled out of Mikey’s asshole and nutted all over his boner.
by Grundlethunder October 21, 2025
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Damn, did you see what happened to the cyber truck? Someone gave it a Roman Paint Job because fElon Musk is a NAZI!
by Anonymous Painter March 11, 2025
Get the Roman Paint Job mug.When a junkie accidentally wipes the soot and ash from smoking smack (H) on tinfoil across their face, resembling war paint.
by McCarthy giagantadick January 8, 2022
Get the Junkie war paint mug.Tamil Painting (or Kannada Afterglow) is a sexual activity. Their are two people needed, a “painter” and a “canvas.” The steps to perform this act are as follows:
1. The "canvas" proceeds to shit and piss into the "painter's" open mouth while repeatedly bouncing its ass on the "painter's" face.
2. The "canvas" then proceeds to give the "painter" a blowjob while the "painter" spits out and smears the shit onto the "canvas's" face, as well as into its eyes, nostrils, mouth, and ears.
1. The "canvas" proceeds to shit and piss into the "painter's" open mouth while repeatedly bouncing its ass on the "painter's" face.
2. The "canvas" then proceeds to give the "painter" a blowjob while the "painter" spits out and smears the shit onto the "canvas's" face, as well as into its eyes, nostrils, mouth, and ears.
by Vishnu Balasubramanian March 24, 2024
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So I was fucking my check right, and I pull out my cock and came on her stomach. Then I used finger painting to write “We’re done” to let her know that our relationship had reached its conclusion. I think she got the message
by Enk75 January 28, 2021
Get the Finger Painting mug.1. Did you see Chad racking up those kill streaks on Call it duty 217? Dude was going hard in the paint.
2. JK Rowling is so effortlessly beautiful she goes hard in the paint against anyone.
3. Tom Brady is the greatest of all time, guy didn't even have to try -- he just goes hard in the paint no matter what.
2. JK Rowling is so effortlessly beautiful she goes hard in the paint against anyone.
3. Tom Brady is the greatest of all time, guy didn't even have to try -- he just goes hard in the paint no matter what.
by F-Face Kat February 9, 2023
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Bob - "I don't think I can tow this trailer with my Honda Jim."
Jim - "Well good buddy, only way to know is to put her in the paint and let her eat!"
Jim - "Well good buddy, only way to know is to put her in the paint and let her eat!"
by Dieselman994 May 15, 2024
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