Toasted

Under the influence of Marijuana

Dude I was so Toasted last night

by Mupreme June 15, 2017

Burnt toast

If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,

"hey bob how's your day going?"

"F*ck off would ya tony!"

"Oh sh*t, I don't need your burnt toast"

by Shimmying August 22, 2017

skillz are on toast, mate

Not only is it good, it's fuckin good. You got the skillz, but these skillz are on toast.

*Term should be reserved for only the skilledezt of the skilled.

"Aw man, how did you make that totally dope vintage music video?"

"These skillz are on toast, mate."

Or.....

"Damn! Your production skillz are on toast, mate!"

by Markaiyo March 4, 2025

toast mouth

When a girl won't suck you because she has a sore throat!

I can't go down on you, I have toast mouth!

by JAB_1987 November 10, 2018

Cup toast

A high pitch voiced, small, sweet child that wears a box on her head

Person 1: Hey whats that famous Mexican cat memes name?
Person 2: oh, thats cup toast crumb!

by Achildthatisbored December 26, 2022

Massachusetts Toast

Massachusetts toast is when you wake up and are greeted by a dude from Southie, wearing a Red Sox hat, holding a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cup, tells you to go fuck yourself as he searches in vain for pictures of Tom Brady’s nudes.

“Man I had the worst Massachusetts Toast yesterday, but I at least got some Dunks”

by McGrampa September 23, 2020

TOAST

used instead of the phrase " that's what she said".

chris: did you go fishing today?

dave: yeah, i got A BIG ONE!

chris: TOAST!!

by Alisha4-H August 20, 2008