Colins mom usually married to a complete douchebag. Usually lives in shitty cities like Cleveland or Chicago. Her son is usually made fun of because she is known to fuck all colins friends. She has huge tits and a fat ass. Usually a ginger. Has lots of kids because she is a dirty slut. Also enjoys lesbian and bisexual relations. She has a sweaty anus, and orange pussy. She has wierd fetishes, such as bondage, pissing, and anal. She is known to deal cocaine, and I rare cases acid. She really enjoys black dick. 10 inches and over. She is known for her role in the 2013 8th grade boys basketball sex scandal. Colins mom = dirty sluty milf who likes younger guys. Preferably eight year olds and over. MILF.
Guy: Damn i just heard Owen got laid by some MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
Guy: I was just in a three way with a hot MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
Guy: Dude I just saw the hottest MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
Guy: I just saw the best porno it was called "hot ginger MILF takes three big black cocks"
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
Guy: I was just in a three way with a hot MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
Guy: Dude I just saw the hottest MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
Guy: I just saw the best porno it was called "hot ginger MILF takes three big black cocks"
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
by milfhunter6969 December 13, 2013
Get the colins mommug. Ability of a mother to discern the truth in any situation, especially those you'd rather she didn't.
by arcanamundi July 5, 2007
Get the mom jabbarmug. Annoying middle-upper class lady. Picks up here kids at school every day with an SUV or minivan to lug them off to some kind of sports practice. Commonly uses any combination of the v-chip,ESRB, and movie ratings to make sure her kids don't hear any "language" or see any violence. Internet is a "no-no" other than going on kid learning games websites for 45 minutes every day. If someone says "a bad word" near her kids while she is with them, she will quickly cover their ears. Her vehicle usually has a a football sticker or bumper sticker like "My Child is an Honor Student at ________ Elementary School", but no one cares if your little retard of a child is an honor student. She only let's her kids listen to kid's music, old music or Christian music. She makes sure to drive real slow as she wants to protect her "angels" who still sit in a carseat at age 10. Her husband is her source of income.
Was in the grocery, picking up a copy of CS:GO and a dumb soccer mom comes by and yells at me for buying violent games, and proceeds to the topic of terrorism. I say "fuck off" and she then shouts "DON'T USE THAT LANGUAGE NEAR MY SON!" and proceeds to cover his ears. I check out and go home.
by Potatoforpresitend2025 October 18, 2016
Get the Soccer mommug. 
A mom tattoo is a medium to large tattoo on a mother, usually with flowers and/or hearts and scrolls with the name of her children. The design style will be based in the era directly preceding the woman becoming a mom, as that will be the last time she had time to look at tattoos, and received approximately five years after her last child, when the desire to show the world she's still cool is at the fullest.
My mom is thinking about running for president of the PTA, but I told her she better cover up her mom tattoo until after the voting ends.
by JoanOfSnark May 27, 2016
Get the mom tattoomug. by cute single mom June 4, 2022
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by RedHotTestyWarts June 16, 2022
Get the tanners mommug.