Touch grass

Ugh, ew, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Ugh!

Hym "Touch grass is a Bett Cooper thing, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Cus your wife is ugly and you're a narcissist so I wouldn't put it past you... Gross."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Grass

Trimmed facial hair, usually referring to the beard,

“Jack has a lot of grass on his face!”

by yuaufjf September 22, 2025

grass

the thing you don’t touch

kot: hey yo yo hazel hazel look see

hazel: GF AVWHWJTJEJ GRASS THAT’S MY BIGGEST FEAR

by kot (black sapphire #1 simp) September 25, 2025

Grass

Something you never felt, similer to a woman

You have never felt grass

by Imnotgoodat_names54 October 9, 2025

Grass Dick

When you get off a slip n’ slide and because you’re so wet grass starts sticking to your dick.

Bro you have a serious case of Grass Dick, it’s covered in grass! Practically eco-friendly dick.

Bro don’t rub your grass dick on my regular dick! Your gonna spread it!

by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025

The grass is cut

it's done, it's over, job's finished

- "Do you think I still go a chance?"
- "The grass is cut bro let it go..."

by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025

Grass Back

A person who is cowardly.

Person A: hey did you hear that Tia became a youth pastor and told all her old lib friends they were on the devil's path?
Person B: Sounds like a Grass Back to me
Person A: Yeah, textbook case.

by gloplord October 25, 2025