Canada is not real

Canada is not real. Nickelback is not real. Canada is something the illuminati made up to scare us with their free healthcare, socialism and that commie crap!

Friend: I went to Canada
Other friend with brain: Canada is not real it is made by the illuminati to scare us you work for the illuminati!!!!!

Friend: No I do-

Other friend with brain: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE SURRENDER

The other big brainers attacked friend and friend died

by I only speak truth 69420 amogu August 8, 2021

Real Vanilla

A person, place or thing found to be authentic without flaw or imitation.

Did you see the boots she was wearing? They were very nice, the real vanilla.

by mactwisted October 23, 2011

npc or real

ur either a non-playable character who doesnt actually exist because you do weird shit or ur a real person

“are u a npc or real”
“look at dat guy shoving corn on the cob up his ass he’s definitely a npc”
“aggy is a npc rn hes a dlc character that comes out in 2023”

by jalenaguirre July 3, 2022

the real stranger

when you bend a girl over a window ceil (so her head is out of the window). you do the switcharoo with a friend then leave. go outside and wave to her so she she can see you thru the window

hey man watch this we gave her the real stranger. She thinks I'm fucking her and I'm gonna wave too her!

by c_poynter50 July 4, 2011

The real jamal

A very sexy black man with a big black 13 inch dick with waves and go to Woodlawn Middle School that all the girls want and have a cousin name tony

That sexy drop of chocolate who is that

Oh that the real Jamal

by Why the fuck you wanna know May 5, 2018

Real Nigology

The Religion of being a real nigga. An honest nigga. A strong minded nigga. A healthy nigga.

Him: “I vouched to never get high or drunk, it’s against my religion. Real Nigology.”

by Real Nigga Jakob May 30, 2022

real man

Defined by the dictionary:
Real: actual or existing
Man: Adult male

However everyone has their own concept of a "Real Man"

A Real Man

Could mean he has a car, a job, a place to live not under his parents.

responsible
respectful to the sensitivities of others
emotionally receptive

a guy who isn't degrading to others
chivalrous

protecting

not male chauvinist

I like him he's a "Real Man," not like the little boys I'm use to messing with.

by Interesting Take March 27, 2019