Health & Safety Numbchucks

A two-player game, where participants open four bottles of wine to acquire their corks, then drink all of them whilst pretending to be Bruce Lee.

Requires two corks & a cable-tie per set.

Used for micro battles where the traditional Nunchaku are prohibited by the Health & Safety Executive.

Best played when another more dangerous pursuit get's cancelled for some trivial reason.

Dude 1: Hey, the rain's too heavy for basejumping… wanna fill time with Health & Safety Numbchucks until it let's off a bit?
Dude 2: Yeaaaah, Bro.

by little-miss can't do wrong July 27, 2011

nubscumbag

A person who is a "nub" and a "scumbag" at the same time. Which is probably the worst insult ever.

Rinor, you are a nubscumbag

by Explisive December 27, 2006

number fifteen

The act of fornicating in a coffee shop when exactly Two US Marine Corps veterans are present and a nun is there to bless the ceremony. Whipped cream optional.

Me and my girl totally did a number fifteen at Starbucks today. Yolo.

by Pseudonammeelolz September 13, 2013

nubs

What she is. Someone who has no arms or legs.

Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs.

by Punk rocking bassist April 25, 2006

Number Two Truck

When someone is on there way to the restroom to defecate, they are said to be on the "number two truck."

Person A: Where did Johnny go?
Person B: Don't worry, he's on the number two truck. He'll be back in a few.

by Maggie L. January 14, 2008

Numberous

A perfectly complementary combination of numb and numerous.

1. Adj. numberous - To render others emotionally unresponsive due to a boringly large number of attempts to discern stated goals

I have attended numberous meetings calls to determine why we have to attend so many meetings."

by GSA Mike May 5, 2011

numb to a broken heart

Being numb to a broken heart means that you no longer feel the agonizing pain u once felt when u lost a loved one, friend, even girlfriend or boyfriend. U simply, feel nothing, only sympathy towards other is the only emotion u can receive, cause at that point ur not ur own priority.

Numb to a broken heart

by Loldontbegay March 23, 2019