nipple wood

when the nipples become erect

man, it's so cold out here i'm getting nipple wood

by cyndij November 16, 2010

Nipple Master

The master of the nipple cripple.
Will happily nipple cripple anyone who the see fit, whether they are a stranger are not.
Has been arrested over 7 times for nipple crippling celebrities and/or politicians.

Obama: man I got crippled so hard last week my nipples leaked milk

Cameron: damn son, he must have been the nipple master

by TheNynjaBynja August 21, 2016

National Nipple

Term used for someone who is on some form of welfare.

Is Propecia suckling from the national nipple again.

by Origional_Mountain_Man February 03, 2010

nipple rage

When the nipples are hard or erect and are busting through ones shirt

Dude I woke up this morning and had nipple rages

Did you see sally in class she had serious nipple rage

by Tip the hoe February 17, 2017

mexican nipple

A strange portuguese man

Hey Jamie, I really wish that Mexican Nipple would leave me alone.

by Snoop Froggy Frogg December 18, 2015

Nipple Road

The true way to have a very "bumby" ride.

I rode down the nipple road as the nipples on the street swayed in the breeze.

by Vandalistrun April 26, 2016

Stunt Nipple

The introduction of a "nipple double" for use in any production requiring "action nipples" where animation or CGI is impossible (i.e. the actor/actress is prudish). Also used as stand-in during tedious hours of make-up or filming. These roles go to faceless beauties who appear in films, but remain mostly anonymous.

Julie Strain performed stunt nipple for Geena Davis' breasts (and other body parts) in Thelma & Louise.

"Hey, we gotta film this purple nurple scene; somebody bring in that stunt hipple!"

by mungbean4u1 August 18, 2011