Nipple Monkey

Used when someone does something stupid

My friend did some parkour when drunk and broke his ankle, frigging Nipple Monkey.

by Amaya Ayaka August 13, 2020

electric nipples

the prank in which the wearer has been fed up with the amount of times he has been purple nurpled. and so they attack an electrified metal nipple onto themeselves and, when the attacker attempts to twist the sore nipples, will be severally electrified

Kid 1: Oh man Johnnys coming!
Kid 2: Its aight... im whereing my new electric nipples

by ShaggyDogg4 June 12, 2011

nipple sucker

Someone who likes to suck tits

Wow last night she sucked my itty bitty tities, she is a nipple sucker!

by Sma girls April 22, 2017

National Nipple

Term used for someone who is on some form of welfare.

Is Propecia suckling from the national nipple again.

by Origional_Mountain_Man February 3, 2010

nipple ball

may 6, national nipple ball day. go out an buy your very own nipple ball and suck it.

it’s may 6!! happy nipple ball day!!!

by _nyah May 6, 2020

Nipple Grass

The hair of either a man or woman's nipple area, usually on the rim

"Dude that guy was so hairy!"

"Ya man did you see his nipple grass!"

by zackie brew January 7, 2009

nipple wood

when the nipples become erect

man, it's so cold out here i'm getting nipple wood

by cyndij November 19, 2010