A simple joke given a long pretense with many added details leading to an ultimately disappointing conclusion
Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
by Johnnieha November 18, 2019
Get the Nick Jokemug. The realest niggas you will ever meet, one is ugly and has spiderman powers the other just works out all day, one is really small in all aspects (simon) the other is really big in all aspects (nick)
by 😈 trolly March 8, 2022
Get the Nick and simonmug. Nick Neepson, a fish entity with an IQ charged by the power of a thousand microwaves. This mythical sentient being is found swimming in the depths of the ocean with his little fishy friends. A spawn of magic and mischief Neepsons are the strongest of Ravenclaw's. As mighty as the Neepson may seem it is often found under the guidance of the mythical 'Paschalzebra' (more on that later)
Neep fan: "Is that Nick Neepson? Woah, he be Neepin'"
Neep fan 2: "Watch me Neep Neep, watch me whip"
Neep fan 2: "Watch me Neep Neep, watch me whip"
by Arthur Bilmbo May 22, 2023
Get the Nick Neepsonmug. by Jparuleski November 14, 2021
Get the Nick Farmermug. When carpooling, Nick's Law states that the driver scheduled on a short week (ie. 4-day week due to a holiday) can take vacation, but still claim the week. Individual days should be covered by other carpoolers, and paid back by the individual on vacation at a later date.
Next week is only a 4-day week due to Independence day. I'm on vacation next week, but it's my week to drive for the carpool. Rather than trading the whole week, I'm going to sell of the days using Nick's Law, so that I don't lose my 4-day week opportunity.
by Ralf Ralph November 9, 2018
Get the Nick's Lawmug. by Autism420 January 31, 2020
Get the nick rosasmug. Very awesome, slick dude that has a massive cock with a length of 10.5 inches. He also has a strange addiction for chocolate milk
by TheDefinitionOfHugeCocks September 1, 2017
Get the Nick Rutledgemug.