Ear muff

When a women’s breasts are so long and droopy they cover your ears when you go down on her.

Man this chick from tinder ear muffed me last night.

by Slagehammer October 3, 2019

Muff Dunk

Men have been tea bagging for years. Not anymore. This is when a woman places her labia on someone's face (Men or women).

You better not pass out or I'm going to muff dunk the shit out of you!

by Lil'lee July 5, 2018

Muff-tang

The vehicle of "that Mustang guy" who is obviously better than you because he has a Mustang. Every story or conversation eventually reverts to his Mustang which more often than not has "500 horsepower." Muff-tangs are usually associated with tools, Affliction/Ed Hardy clothing, and slightly sideways flat-brim hats on white guys.

"Did you hear that fag with the Ed Hardy shirt talkin about his Muff-tang again?"

by GRANYshifterTSi December 16, 2009

muff grease

the uncomfortable feeling when sweat rolls down your muff

I've got bad muff grease today babe

by Currymuncherfromhell March 6, 2024

muff-bomb

Can mean 1 of 2 things:

a) when a reference to 'muff' is made during conversation. This is called "dropping the muff-bomb"

b) Having the same meaning as a "Fanny Fart" or "Tawt" the releasing of air from woman's vaginal cavity.

Friend 1 - "Bro, have you seen the latest Harry Potter movie?"

Friend 2 - "nah man, not yet... Will catch it after I see the girlfriend, maybe go with her?"

Friend 1 "oh yeah? you gonna go touch the muff are ya?"

Friend 3 - OH what?! - do I smell a Muff-Bomb?"

by Madam Hand December 29, 2010

Sped Muff

Short for Sped Muffin, meaning someone who makes a stupid mistake or asks a dumb question.

For Example,

Tucker: Meaghan, where do you live?

meaghan: Tucker, we live togeather you sped muff.

by M[cote]2013 June 6, 2009

Double Muff

The act of eating a muffin out of a woman’s genitalia (aka muff)

Have you ever been double muffed?

by DoubleMuffMan February 25, 2025