the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.
by MoshJentos January 17, 2024
Get the New Jersey Sleep Maskmug. An excuse used by people who don't care about stopping the spread of coronavirus. People using this have no consideration for the health of anyone else.
by ES44AC November 18, 2020
Get the mask exemptionmug. by diabetic101 September 20, 2022
Get the Riley Maskmug. The Art Of Gas Masking Is Farting In A Hat And Quickly Pulling It Over Someone's Face To Create A "mask" Full Of Raw Natural Ass Gas.
(Work's Best When Victim Is Dazing Off)
(Work's Best When Victim Is Dazing Off)
"Logan Was Falling Asleep Last Night , So I Had To start Gas Masking Him To Wake Him Up."
"It's A New Form Of The dutch oven"
"It's A New Form Of The dutch oven"
by superpoopertrooper August 26, 2013
Get the Gas Maskingmug. A typically cloth based clothing accessory that clearly makes zero difference to the spread of microscopic airborne diseases and is used by typically unhealthy wearers to virtue-signal thier efforts to prevent deadly infections instead of using common sense and staying fit and healthy themselves
(shouted from across the train carriage)... Stay away from me sir, I'm protecting you by wearing my face mask.
by topturkey September 12, 2022
Get the Face maskmug. Wanting attention in a provocative nonchalant way but avoiding accountability and intention for inducing such entertainment.
Husband: (Shares shirtless pic on fb)
Wife: “Why you be doing the most? Showing your body for attention is a turn off.”
Husband: “I’m not doing it for attention.”
Wife: “Then why you post this stuff publicly for?”
Husband: (Deflects Answering) “Who you shaking ass on the gram for? Yourself? Whole world seen your ass now. Your likes and DMs are blowing up too.”
Wife: (Deflects Answering) “It’s not like I’m entertaining them.”
Husband’s and Wife’s Conscious: “Deny Deny Deny.”
-Mask entertainment
Wife: “Why you be doing the most? Showing your body for attention is a turn off.”
Husband: “I’m not doing it for attention.”
Wife: “Then why you post this stuff publicly for?”
Husband: (Deflects Answering) “Who you shaking ass on the gram for? Yourself? Whole world seen your ass now. Your likes and DMs are blowing up too.”
Wife: (Deflects Answering) “It’s not like I’m entertaining them.”
Husband’s and Wife’s Conscious: “Deny Deny Deny.”
-Mask entertainment
by Dr. Zo October 31, 2021
Get the mask entertainmentmug. A law made by people, by humans just like every other human that wears a mask. A new way to try and lock someone up, just like trespassing laws are an older way of trying to lock someone up. It's not a good way for a business to do business, though it is a good way for a business to keep a few people from doing business there. That is, if it is just business, and it's not personal. If it is still just for a business to keep their Bill's paid, and nothing else.
The mask law was a new way to try and run a few people off, besides that masks reduced virus transmissions by, in the medical professionals and scientists own words, single digit percentages. There was essentially no good reason to lock somebody up for not having a mask on.
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
Get the Mask lawmug.