Machine Girl Fan

A machine girl fan is a delirious fool that needs noisy hogwash to blare out their unmedicated ADHD

"My friend has been listening exclusively to white noise recently."
"Oh, they'd make a textbook Machine Girl Fan!"

by Unyielding_Codger1959 July 15, 2023

Mexican Washing Machine

When one covers there penis is guacamole and anally inserts their penis into the woman

Person 1: Yo man i gave this bitch a mexican washing machine!
Person 2: Did she scream?

by GingerToothbrush February 27, 2015

customer service machine

Somebody who supplies exceptionally high levels of customer service throughout the day

Bro have you seen him? He's like a customer service machine!

by Michael CSM September 7, 2020

pretty hate machine

my wife

i love my wife pretty hate machine by nine inch nails

by HATMA989 January 2, 2023

Swimming Sex Machine

This is when you take your girl to the beach, proceed to insert your penis into her vagina and while one, in sync you swim together and eventually find yourself in a riptide which makes it all the more fun. And after a certain amount of time the males penis becomes prune so it makes this activity a difficult one to pull off

Oh Max was a swimming sex machine!

by rozennn June 2, 2018

washing machine fail

when a washing machine self destructs while spinning

Are you doing washing machine fail?

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

Reverse claw-machine

When someone is being bad so you shove your fist up there ass and open it extending your fingers like a claw machine claw opening up, picking them up, and moving them

Hay, Doug was being a dick so I reverse claw-machined him back to your place, is that cool with you?

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon May 15, 2021