Any woman who uses filters and angles on the majority of her pics to look doable but in real life she's big, heavy, chock full of unhealthy snacks, might make you happy for a little bit but you're never really satisfied and you'll just be ashamed of yourself later. In some cases the term "catfish" could be used if it wasn't actually the same person in a tweaked pic.
My date turned out to be a "filtered vending machine"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"
by BrigadereCensored November 22, 2018
Get the Filtered vending machinemug. by Michael CSM September 7, 2020
Get the customer service machinemug. by Penncilvester January 31, 2018
Get the Human Washing Machinemug. by Eldiablo November 30, 2013
Get the Angry slot machinemug. When you take a frozen snickers bar and insert into a woman’s vagina, and then proceed to eat said snickers bar.
“Bro, we had a 4 way with these two Canadian flight attendants last night, they were wild.”
“Oh nice dude! How was it?”
“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”
“Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
“Oh nice dude! How was it?”
“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”
“Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
by DAL to MUC October 25, 2019
Get the Hungarian vending machinemug. The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.
by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020
Get the The Persian Vending Machinemug. by HATMA989 January 2, 2023
Get the pretty hate machinemug.