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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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Noodle Knob

Term for when a man is unable to get an erection during sex, rendering him unable to penetrate, just like a floppy noodle. Knob is a slang term for penis in the United Kingdom.
After a long night of drinking, his girlfriend was left wanting when all he could offer was a noodle knob.
by n00d1e May 4, 2025
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Cunt knob

A pussy with an enlarged clitoris that has the appearance of the tip of a penis. Also used colloquially to describe people that confuse and amaze you simultaneously.
Wow I what a cunt knob best of both worlds I’m sure you have a lot of fun with that!
by Tidsyyew!! May 14, 2025
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Knob-jockey

Someone or something that rides a dick like a pro horse rider. Man, women, toy doll or koala bear, anyone can be a Knob Jockey
She whipped me into shape like Frankie Dettori. The bird was a proper Knob-jockey
by Peaspeanuss July 13, 2023
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knob sack

A massive set of bollocks used as an insult in British culture
A massive set of bollocks on you lad

Guy-1 hey did you see what Matt has
Guy-2 no I haven’t what is it
Guy-1 he’s got a massive knob sack
by Haydon 08 August 13, 2023
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