johnny slapnuts

A person at work that is a piece of shit, but somehow gets anything they want!

“You hear about who got that promotion? Of course, it was that assbag Johnny Slapnuts…Everybody hates that Douche Face!

by #Gerbils May 15, 2016

johnny mccormick

A hot as motherfucker that has a huge cock and always gets major bitches and ripped as fuck but he loves to cuddle

Johnny McCormick has such a huge cock

by Slayingalways March 21, 2017

johnnydbaseball

A true savage! The juul and shwax god himself. Is the true heir to the up stairs bathroom. The god other than Sagassi. Droppin squids since '02.

There was a real "johnnydbaseball" going on in Hardwick's office, if ya know what im saying.

"Johnnydbaseball" is the target of many fiends.

by Doxy91 June 21, 2018

johnny thicc

johnny thicc is like that one guy, that is just super hot. He can totally kill it at the bass guitar. He has many friends but is insecure. He loves music and hot girls. He just wants to party and have sex all the time.

Johnny Thicc is a G.

by Johnny Thicc May 17, 2019

Johnny Friedrich

A complete idiot. He doesn’t know how to act around girls, so that’s why he probably can’t get one. Oh and don’t forget he is a small bug you can step on.

“Hey Johnny Friedrich, your a dumb blonde small bug you know that!”

by chefpeepeeoof July 10, 2019

johnned

a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster

me: i am so fucking johnned
friend: absoultely bludclart johnned mate

by johnned April 18, 2019

Johnny welly man

A unit who lives in the town centre of St Helens. He’s the best dancer in the world. He also stinks of piss most of the time.

Person 1: “saw Johnny welly man today”
Person 2: “what a unit.”

by BigGman347 December 18, 2019