A young man trying to get his money up. He knows that nobody fucking with him so he does everything by his lonley. He gives no fucks about who fucking with him or not. He knows that no one can be trusted so he keeps to himself. Many people try to bring him down but it dosent work. He has a big dream but no one fucking with him so he puts up everything by himself and keeps doing the best he can to make his dream come true.
Damn Joey .
by TopShitMan November 21, 2016

Being fat and believing that your friend is dead even though they are just sleeping. This person also uses all of their money to try to make their friends happy even though being near this person makes them uncomfortable and angry at times.
by DaKittensPvP November 10, 2017

A guy who's around 5'4 and little muscle balls of a man, they are always trying to stir something up but deep down we all know they are upset and struggling with little man syndrome.
by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 24, 2023

The myth the man the legend.
by Mathew Greene May 24, 2022

A very terrible kid that thinks he is high of a blunt that had no weed in it. JOEY also thinks he can get all the girls.
by BigPPmanNoSTDS January 7, 2022

The best friend , brother , boyfriend , uncle , step father , father , husband anyone could ask for ! I’ve never met a man so loving and casting to all he literally is a saint who sticks to his morals.. A real trail blazer never going with the flow unless the flow is the right way to go usually many disagree with his causes , however in the end he prevails and was usually sop on with how Innate ability to predict future outcomes abs events …. You will never meet a better man than Joey Smalls
If you ever get lucky enough to love joey smalls never let him go you will regret it the rest of you life .
by The retributioner July 30, 2024

Someone that is very shifty who often commits to riding a bike or going on a river trip but finds “reasons” to sit at home and be a lazy pile.
by Illbill1969 September 19, 2022
