Jimmy Chunga

Jimmy Chunga is beloved by all. He is the most powerful, of all of the forces; water, fire and air. Jimmy is always remembering the three B's. Big, Blonde and Beautiful. Those who wish to challenge him shall be scoffed apon for Jimmy can't be defeted. Jimmy Chunga wins the hearts of the world with his creepy smile and vulumputious bosoms. Jimmy is so genourus mentoring young ones that peak his intreset. Jimmy sees all. Jimmy knows all. Do not contact Jimmy, Jimmy will contact you. If you see this email [e-mail] be honored. Sir Chunga has dubbed you worthy of his time. If you are not interested and don't respond Jimmy Chunga will lose interest and this mighty opportunity will be lost forever. However, keep in mind you can never reach Jimmy Chungas greatness, you can only come close. Don't @ me.

"Do you believe in miracles?" said an unworthy fool
"No, but I do believe in Jimmy Chunga," responded none other than Jimmy Chunga , The Legend himself.

by jimmythechimmychunga May 30, 2019

Jimmy Page

husband of Gracy Page. If you've heard that he's married to anyone else, it was a lie.

Gracy Page? Never heard of her.

No way, dude. She's totally married to Jimmy Page. You know, the guy every classic rock fan calls "jesus".

by Robert Plant, bitch January 16, 2009

Frosty Jimmy

The act of ejaculating on a woman's face and leaving her with a goatee of semen

I gave my girl a Frosty Jimmy last night and she ended up looking like Santa Clause

by Simpsonphan October 08, 2008

Jimmy Butler

He a b-ball player that looking like a giraffe to me.He is a former Bulls player and curently playing in Minnesota Timberwolves.He won a MIP award in 2014-2015 season P.S he was homeless

Jimmy Butler will probably make the NBA playoffs this season

by Ćirko October 19, 2017

Jimmy Jam

A difficult or problematic situation, usually created by circumstances beyond your control.

When the boss wanted my report by noon instead of 5 pm, I found myself in a real jimmy jam.

by DRP80 November 05, 2006

Jimmy Page

One of the great guitarists of all time, guitarist of Led Zeppelin, and don't go saying he sucks and is overrated, because he's quite the guitarist, but also don't go saying he is GOD, because you obviously havent heard Eddie Van Halen, Jimi Hendrix, or Eric Clapton, but i'd have to say Jimmy is right in the top 10 to 5 guitarists with them. O yea and don't forget Joe Walsh.

LED ZEPPELIN ROCKS BUT SO DOES VAN HALEN


i don't like whole milk

by drummer March 19, 2005

jimmy urine

the lead singer of the band Mindless self indulgence
he recently got sued for sexual battery of a minor

todd: jimmy urine is cool, well, he was

by beans have been fried April 13, 2022