Joseph Cormack

A word which describes one as an annoyance, particularly referring to those who are of below average height.

Joseph Cormack is such an annoying fucking twat.

by Person without relation to you October 9, 2018

Josephine Longfeathers

Josephine Longfeathers is a hybrid type of breed a cross of a whitey and a gas sniffer, a longfeathers is one of the deadliest breeds around bringing deadliness into everyone else’s lives, this specific type of breed is often found in his Natural Native habitat poaching every animal he sees and boosting cars on his free time

Holay fuck I seen a Josephine Longfeathers running around the res lastnight I was scared for my life I made sure my Daughters were inside and asleep

by Josephine Longfeathers October 10, 2018

Joseph

A guy with inhumanly white teeth, who's amazing at all imaginable sports, super tall and punstoppable.

Why are you so damn tall and good at everything?! Stop being such a Joseph!!

by Fake blondie?.?. August 9, 2018

Joseph Hazelnut

The infamous coffee-imbibing Captain of the U.S.S. Juan Valdez that ran aground in Alaska's Prince William Sound and spilled huge quantities of Colombian coffee into the bay.

Somebody at X-on shoulda known better than to hire a sea-captain with a name like Joseph Hazelnut --- both his first AND last names would give a normal person da coffee-jitter nerves... "joe" is slang for coffee, and "hazelnut" is an actual FLAVOR of coffee... NOT a good combination for calm and alert piloting of a huge tanker-vessel through the reef-laced waters off Alaska!!

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

Joseph Langner

To be a nigger lipped christian who cums just hearing the name god. One who also is quick tempered and believes god is behind every action a person makes. When a "Joseph Langner" is agitated or triggered you can tell by his foaming lips and his autistic comebacks that aren't relevant to the situation.

You need to stop being a "Joseph Langner" you tempered fuck!

by sausagemachine3009 August 20, 2018

Joseph

To get badly beaten or "worked" in some sort of activity or game.

You will receive this Joseph in spikeball.

You have received this Joseph.

by Joey Work August 24, 2018

Joseph

To get or will get badly beaten or "worked" in a sport or activity. Ultimately resulting in the other opponent crying or really upset and angry. Can also be referred to as "Joey".

You will receive this Joseph in Spike Ball.
You gon get this Joey
You have received this Joseph.

by Joey Work August 24, 2018