Internet-Towel

The towel kept by your computer to clean up bodily fluids escaping your body due to the internet.

I like to hide my internet-towel in the desk drawer to avoid questions from mom.

by Paintgirl January 5, 2011

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Internet fairy

A small pixie that hacks your internet a.k.a. Moms

Hey mom your such a internet fairy

by Aidenrulesdaworlddealwidit June 3, 2019

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The default browser installed on windows machines. It is installed onto you're computer for the sole purpose of downloading Chrome. Many have fallen under the impression that it is a software used to browse the internet, but this is false.

Internet explorer is the only software that you can download Chrome from, because it's default on you're computer. Why don't they just make chrome the default? Who knows....

by plopleyoorf June 18, 2020

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Internet handjob

When a person goes on to social networks and broadcasts how great they are in order to get attention as well as validation for actions. Acquaintances or Social network friends see post and reward announcement with likes and positive comments of how great they are. Most times the actions or thoughts of the broadcaster are unconfirmable and are used as ego boosters.

I hate it when that one guy posts something online just so he can get a internet handjob.

by Lombardidegrada January 13, 2014

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Morning Internet

Internet slower than you normally have

Ah fuck i have morning internet

by IAmTheRolo August 22, 2018

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Internet Guy

A guy who it seems impossible, that he has a life in the outside world.

"I swear does Justin Bieber ever stop posting on Facebook. It's like he all he does in life is post memes and selfies."
Selena Gomez- " He's the definition of Internet guy. He just lives out his life on the Internet."

by myer May 25, 2016

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