The Pill Club

A very large group of people who gobble up xans, percs, and hydro like it’s dark chocolate. Usually run by white, pasty, dudes with loads of acne and too much money burning a hole in their liver.

Boy 1: I wanna join The Pill Club but I don’t want to be carried by 6.
Boy 2: (previously joined The Pill Club) it’s not so bad.
Boy 1: Cool! So how do I join-
Boy 2: *fucking dies*

by Ar.Ca.Ra.Be December 5, 2019

Club Zombie

A person who just stands right next to the dance floor in a club--not socializing, while watching people as they dance.

Look for the creepy groups of guys (club zombies) surrounding the floor. They never get on the dance floor itself; only stand there like a bunch of zombies while silently watching their prey.

by BRUX! May 24, 2009

Ferno Club

Ferno - a popular brand of ambulance stretcher. Fernoclub, having sex in an ambulance on the stretcher.

"Dave and I became official members of the Ferno Club last week on duty."

by Jerilyn February 15, 2005

club meeting

If a friend/relative/significant other says that they’re going or at a club meeting you must and I repeat MUST call the police immediately cuz that bitch is in danger to you, his/herself, and the people around them. DO NOT SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU!

Me: Where are you going?

Friend: I’m going to a club meeting

Me: what kind of club meeting?

Friend: A club meeting.

Me: HOLY SHIT CALL THE POLICE

by impetty January 19, 2018

Church Club

A term for youth group

I don't know nick, i'm scared to go to church club

by JAIME3 October 22, 2006

Bench club

The big bois who give the big spank

Guy: oh look it’s the bench club
*gets spanked*

by Bench dictator November 13, 2018

club condo

Something Jeff Probst once said. It is said no living soul knows what it means, except the great Papa Probst.

You could call it club condo, you could call it whatever you like

by theraresurvivor44fan May 6, 2023