Mcdonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Bill: I tried dating some chick I met at Target the other day but it turned out to be a dude and he hit me in the eye with his dick!
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...

by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020

Open relationship

It's simple enough, if you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open. If your landlord or counselor or outside person died, you'd have nobody to seal the leaks but you and your other half.

Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020

Relationship

A rank given to not many people. It is the hardest rank a gamer could get. But here is a guide to get into one:
1. Have money
2.Have muscles
3.Have an Only-Fans account
4.Be very horny
5.ignore rule number 7
6.Watch an only-Fans account
7.You will probably get in a relationship now

When your in one. Make sure you have a bed for 2.

Achievement unlocked : Relationship +500 gamer points,

by Retard1425 March 19, 2021

Relationship Body

The state of ultimate comfort in a relationship where all standards of self image are abandoned under the idea that your significant other will love you regardless of your appearance

Jared has gained weight since he started dating Susan, he totally has a relationship body.

by Trombowen66 June 1, 2018

Relationshipism

Having a crush on a relationship.

My relationshipism caused me to be attracted to Jay-z and Beyonce's relationship.

by littlejervis September 12, 2016

Mini Relationship

A romantic relationship that lasts no more than three months.

Joe: They broke up already? It's only been six weeks.
Bob: It must've been one of her many mini relationships.

by nilethe146 October 8, 2016

Incestuous business relationship

When a relative of yours fucks you over in a business deal

Me and my cousin have an incestuous business relationship. I work for his construction company and he always fucks me over with the pay.

by donniescash February 15, 2021