Faster Horses

A multiple day music festival where countless rednecks and wanna be country girls gather in order to get wasted and take photos while country plays in the background.

Hey man I drove my lifted Chevy to faster horses and wore my favorite confederate flag shirt for a week straight.

by Havejjxbannsk June 12, 2016

miniature horse

Tiny demon from hell that thinks its big and dominate over everything.

"Look at that miniature horse."

by equestriannn. January 19, 2017

Horses Hoe

Horses Hoe is street slang in Cincinnati for the new downtown Horseshoe Casino, the nation's first truly urban casino.

"Yo bro, where we gonna roll tonight?"

"Let's roll the dice at the horses hoe."

by K-Dawg777 March 7, 2013

Horse meat

A word for his bigger package(🍆)

A description of his size

- How big is he? “Horse meat”
- U know what I call that? “Horse meat”

by Yasmins January 12, 2021

Banana Horse

A human male phallus. A penis. A variation of the oft-used "Baloney Pony".

Greg: "Hey man, how's it going with that chick you met at the bar a few weeks back?"

Theo: "Solid. I've been on three dates with her. I'm thinking by the next one, I can get her to take a wild ride on the ol' banana horse."

by escapegoat June 12, 2010

Horse Velcher

johnathan lovejoy

"man, johns a horse velcher"
"d00d i no"
"stfu gayfagho0mofag"

by p0ptarts November 23, 2003

horse wizards

mythical equestrian creatures who can fly, have magical abilities and will kill you if you dont change the channel. Often seen when you are drunk

"Damn horse wizards!"

by not racist April 22, 2003