Hog in the Henhouse

When a male enters a room filled predominantly with women.

Sarah: “what’s that guy doing at our womens rights protest?”

Ashley: “I don’t know, he’s a total hog in the henhouse.”

by Beach red neck September 11, 2021

Prog Hog

Someone obsessed with Raid Progress, to the exclusion of all other social hangouts.

Especially apt term for someone who is obsessed despite often having a miserable time.

Keeyn's such a Prog Hog, they are suffering through another hour of this raid before they come hang with the gang.

by DxTrog October 8, 2022

crank the hog

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.

Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.

by fortsorcrankhog April 2, 2024

hog cramps

After giving your all when sucking dick, you get neck cramps, so be it called hog cramps.

Jesus: how did it go with Luke?
Sarah: I have hog cramps from it

by thisfakehair April 23, 2019

Hog me up

Eating a live pig, while stroking a pillow pet

(Person #1) Hey lets go hog me up.
(Person #2) Well I have a live pig, but I don’t have a pillow pet.

by Groogy poogy May 6, 2018

groundhog hog

The one cock that you, for whatever reason, keep coming back to, similar to how Bill Murray's character keeps waking up on the same day in 1993 classic Groundhog Day.

- Girl, you gotta stop screwing that Jason fuckboy. He ain't good for you.

- I can't! I try, but I keep waking up with him. He's my groundhog hog.

by otto88 October 29, 2021

Hog's Pocket

The vagina of an overweight lady
Typically when the stomach overhangs the genital region
Fat bird's fanny

"See that girl there, she defo has a hog's pocket"

by Hoglover69 July 23, 2021