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The Lurking Hipster

That person who's always lingering in the backround at fun events grumbling about how mainstream something has gotten instead of just enjoying themselves.
The lurking hipsters sure are plentiful at this venue.
by Mo Mouse January 17, 2019
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hipster twat

any hipster who tries to force their non-mainstream life on you
guy: man did you see that hipster twat over there?
girl: yeah he was trying to convince me to go vegan...
by Spiderbit April 18, 2018
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Backwards Hipster

A hipster, who instead of finding new things before they're popular, finds old things before they're popular. They use things that were never mainstream in there own time.
Dave: this album is so hipster!
Carl: dude it's like 5 years old, it's backwards hipster
by Solardancingpanda August 4, 2012
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Hipster-tude

The attitude given by hipsters towards others due to their not being as hip as them. Most often associated with hipster bartenders.
That bartender last night was giving me so much hipster-tude
by Silver style December 11, 2016
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Cutthroat Hipster

A hipster that is way too hipster compared to other hipsters, therefore causing competition. Loves to talk about how hipster and "not mainstream" he/she is. Usually found in San Francisco and NYC. They have abandoned their sense of identity to fit a trend, competing to be the ultimate hipster.
Trisha is so cutthroat hipster. Yesterday she was mad because her hipster music was on pop-radio, which caused her to find new music to be more hipster than the other hipsters.
by hipster1 April 11, 2017
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Token Hipster

In a workplace, social circle, or any group, there is sometimes one member defined as the "token hipster". That person might not qualify as a genuine hipster, but in the context of the group he/she is defined as the "most hipster". It will depend on the overall hipster-level of the group; in a group of full-throttle hipsters, no one is going to be seen as a token hipster, rather the group dynamic will have acknowledged that one person is in fact the "alpha-hipster". In a group where there are no members seen or defined as a hipster, the person who possesses the most hipster-specific traits will be seen as the "token hipster".
Michelle is seen as the group's token hipster because she makes her own soap and her boyfriend has a long beard.
by Sailor Mike September 1, 2020
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hipster golfing

When two gingers with massive beards take their smashed avocados to the driving range. It often results in them preaching about chakras and soulular length.
"Those two are definitely hipster golfing."
by EmuOperative September 30, 2021
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