Closet Hipster

Someone who is secretly hipster but not hipster enough to show it.

"Woow, are you Closet Hipster or what? -Kristen H.

"Woow, I hope someone finds my secret stash of men's TROUSERS." -Kristen H.

by GdragonBEmyhusband September 3, 2016

devil’s hipster

Someone who hated something before it became popular to hate on it

“Hey have you played Fortnite?”
“That game sucks ass”
“You just hate it because it’s popular”
“I hated it before it became popular”
“Oh, well you must be the devil’s hipster”

by YouYouSmallGirl September 28, 2018

Hamburger Hipster

A grownup, tattoed macho hipster. Usually has a large beard, and is often seen talking about what oils and combs he uses in his beard. Has often a so-called dad body. His favourite food is burgers, and is often seen in different restaurants testing different burgers, or grinding his own beef. Only capable of talking about burgers, his beard or possibly sports.

Is usually male.

"So then I use otter wax, and heat my beard, and then comb trough it with my comb that is special-made by zebraskeleton, and then I make a bow tie."

Internal thought:
Oh my god he's such a hamburger hipster

by Krallgren April 30, 2017

Hipster Bomb

When Hipsters order a drink at the bar. The Hipster Bomb consists of 1.5 Ounces of Espresso, Chilled. The Espresso is then steeped into a .5 pint glass, frosted. Of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Hipster Bomb is not the issue here. They're gonna kill that poor woman!

by Cincy Fixed Gear Bike Rider April 9, 2013

Hipster University

University of Ottawa in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. This University is known for being oversaturated by Hipsters and other indie subcultures. The hipster credit of this university is emphasized by it's ever-popular "Café Alt," which is in the basement of the school and is known for it's variety of grilled cheese sandwiches, as well as the school mascot, the "Gee-Gee," a horse racing term you probably have never heard of.

Ted: "Man, a bunch of guys in tight colored denim were just going off about American Apparel and Café Alt"
Steve: "They must go to Hipster University"

by ParrappaTheRappa September 6, 2013

Hipster Repellent

Anything from the 80's. Hipsters will flee from sex drugs and rock n roll.

Try AC/DC , Bon Jovi or Loverboy as your personal hipster repellent.

by theropingeffect August 14, 2016

E-hipster

An E-Hipster is a person who fits both into the category of E-girl/E-boy and Hipster. DUH! It's not hard.

Oh my god! Becca is such a god damn E-Hipster!

by NoirGuy66 January 9, 2020