oh hello

when you realize the guy you are hooking up with, dancing with, etc. has a boner

Kevin "oh hello-ed" me at the dance.

by WagePeace November 27, 2007

hot hello

when a woman stands up after making love and a small drop of cum falls out of her poom poom and lands on her leg.

Sandy was about to put on her tights when a small bead of cum decided to greet her a hot hello

by don scone December 24, 2003

Albuquerque Hello

The act of holding a plastic bag containing ether-based starting fluid over someone's head until they become unconscious, then subsequently burying them via backhoe 8ft deep in a garbage ditch in the backyard of the house they own, with their purse.

Chuck: where did mom go, off with a lady trucker?
Stella: i don't trust dad; i think he gave her an albuquerque hello!

by Proxy Rex September 12, 2019

say hello to my little friend

What Tony Montana, aka Scarface, screams as he blasts the door with his "little friend."

"Joo wanna play rough?! Okay!
Shay ello to my lil frien!!!!!"

by Bobby De Niro December 12, 2004

Ginger Hello

A form of greeting used by a red-headed fuck where s/he, upon arrival, either gives you a jolly "hello" and/or exposes his or her genitals to you. These are the ONLY two options.

Either option is definitely perceived as offputting and unenjoyable.

Gary: Ugh... P Dawg gave me the old ginger hello when he showed up at the party last night.

by Campon June 26, 2020

Albuquerque Hello

Greeting someone by spraying starter fluid into a bag and putting it over their head until unconscious. Most likely in the act of murder.

He was sick of her shit so he gave her an Albuquerque hello and dumped her in the yard.

by Ares Edge September 12, 2019

The Glendale Hello

A major or minor car accident occurring in the city of Glendale. As the term insinuates, such accidents are a disturbingly common occurrence in the city- to such an extent that locals no longer turn their heads or phone the police when pedestrians are turned into pancakes by imported sedans (typically black or white in color.)

Background: Glendale, California is known for having the highest number of car accidents per population in the United States.

Someone gave James The Glendale Hello on the way to work today. The insurance company might total his Honda.

by kill9 March 28, 2017