hard reset

The act of jerking off and then taking a nap.

I was feeling pretty out of it today until I did a hard reset. I slept through all of my chemistry class but definitely worth it.

by grababsuit2 April 6, 2020

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Grows Hard

When you're dedication to growing is on a whole other level.

(Like "Go hard" but ya growing)

Jake struggled with gymnastics, and now he can do a standing backflip! #GrowHard

Jake grows hard - he used to struggle with gymnastics, and now he is busting out standing backflips!

by Ott01love November 8, 2017

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Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein. Some people are willing to do it consensually but it's objectively gross and unpleasant. You can't say "no" to it and you kind of have to do it to make it anywhere in life. The results of doing it will undoubtedly vary because even after doing it the outcome is still dependant on the whim of a hairy bald faggot.

Hym "Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein..."

Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."

Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."

Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."

Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2022

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