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anti-hipster hipster

someone who goes against being a hipster, but inadvertently acts like a hipster.
"Did you bookmark that webstie?"
"No, that's so mainstream. I just remember them."
"Anti-hipster hipster"
by tenthirtyninepm October 16, 2012
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The go crazy hamster

While gettin' busy, the combination of 8 pelvic thrusts and flailing your arms in a rapid circular motion while yelling "I'm a loopy nutjob.
I pulled off one of the most insane the go crazy hamsters on Shina last night
by Dinglenutz July 3, 2009
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hipster tan

much like a farmers tan, but is from either a long sleave or a wife beater. v-necks are also acceptable markings.
ex. either just hands or full arms will be tan. often with a v-neck.
"did you see charlesworths hipster tan?"
"yeah, he looks like he has dirty hands"

"man brandon your you ook like you stitched some one elses arms on you."
"yeah i got a bad hipster tan"
by jeffery lucille July 10, 2009
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Hipster

Somebody like Reine Pavlik, Jake Crump, or Steven Mayer. Pretty much the exact opposite of Will.
Reine: I love Conor Oberst!
Any intelligent person: You're a hipster!
by Carul Saygun November 30, 2011
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Hipster

A hipster is any male/female in their 20s who lives in culturally stimulating parts of cities. They are proficient in all things deemed "indie", and are most likely all photographers and in a band at some point in their lives. They subsist on unknown bands, in the attempt to break away from mainstream media and show how non-conformist they are.

All hipsters have a love for local art, and will protest the destruction of buildings suffering from urban decay, as they are "art treasures".
Also, they know more than you in all things, including (but not limited to): Politics, music, witty banter, being ironic, fashion, and what is cool.
Usually, they can be seen wearing vintage clothing, ironic tees, tight pants, or some form of button up with suspenders and a tie, no matter what the temperature. May be sporting one of those "paperboy" hats from the 1930s, but if not, will have an odd haircut that is usually cut by a friend.

Warning: Hipsters become offended at being called a hipster, and will deny it at all times. Don't let them fool you...If they have several of the above listed facts, you've got a hipster on your hands.
Guy 1: (Swishes poorly cut hair off forehead) "I just can't figure out if I should go to these local band shows, or throw paint on a canvas and call it art."

Guy 2: "Hipster."
by DrStankWang December 10, 2011
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Hipster

In short, conceded a**hole who thinks they are better than everybody else because the don't roll with the "main-stream" crowd.
Coppercab(angry ginger kid)

person 1: Dude, did u hear the new Ke$ha song?
person 2: No way! She sucks, and besides everybody listens to her.
person 1: Stop being such a hipster!
by The MainStream November 26, 2011
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