Greek Freak

A common nickname used to refer to a certain basketballer with no real rings called Giannis Antetotecumetimputinunetunicummytonkumpo.

When will the Greek Freak win a real ring?

by Kaneisabottler March 14, 2022

Greek breakfast

The preparation of regular Greek food through the insertion of breakfast items into the participant's anal cavity. We will take the feta cheese for example; by thoroughly marinating the cheese by deep insertion into the anus, the cheese will acquire a taste similar to Greek cuisine. Typical marination time varies between a day to a week, garnish with a sprig of cilantro.

Sailing into the sunset and waking up to a captivating morning, the inspiration drew me to try a Greek Breakfast with my lover.. Only if she takes the first bite.

by Encablossa June 28, 2008

greek foot massage

when receiving a foot massage the massuesse flips you over and forcibly shoves there thumb up your rectum

freind :how was the massage

victim :good till i found out it was a "greek foot massage "

by lulzilla October 21, 2008

Greg

1. Someone who lacks cooking skills and cooks Texas Toast garlic bread in the toaster.

2. Male species of the phenotype nerd. Ears spontaneously turn red.

"Why is there cheese in the bottom of your toaster? Did you pull a Greg?"

by Dominique33 January 11, 2009

Greek Surprise

Like the shocker, but a fist to the vulva and a thumb in the anus.

Warning: There have been reports of dislocated thumbs suffered from improperly administering the Greek Surprise.

"Dude, how'd you break your thumb?"
"Well I was a bit drunk and trying to give a chick the Greek Surprise..."
"Let me guess, you were over rotated and slammed your thumb into her taint? Yea, we've all been there, it's a rookie mistake."

by TheFotios July 16, 2008

Greg

A kind of grown man that likes to hit on and molest little boys. He tries to play himself off as a straight male, but does not even attempt to hide his love for the underaged boys. The median age for the type of kids he's attracted is his weight divided by his age. If the child does not fall into that age range, he is not attracted to said child.

Gregs can usually be found working at grocery stores creeping on the little boys. To save on groceries, a young boy can swipe the store's discount card between Greg's asscheeks for 10% off. If you are a female of any age, do not expect to receive any help.

#1: Did you see that child molester that got caught on the news?
#2: Yeah, he's such a Greg!

by SugarTs November 4, 2009

Greg

A male of the human genus who can only have sex on the first Wednesday of the month and only in the the second half of the year ei, July-December. Greg can only fornicate with women named named Janice, Ellen, Diana, Bobbie, Sandra, and Lucy. If these requirements aren't met, his penis promptly falls off and has to be reattached with specialty imported superglue made from camel shit, horsefly eggs, chicken cheese, cryogenically frozen corn gruel, and the whipped RNA extract from the saliva of a pica patient's gum bezoar.

Greg's detachable penis will get him nowhere in life.
Greg must learn to have sexual relations with women with other names or he has a very slim chance of getting laid in the future.
My boyfriend's penis falls off unless I have sex with him infrequently under very specific criteria, he must be a Greg.

by soberbutugly January 24, 2011