Naked Gorilla

When a larger man shaves his chest/stomach.

Wow Jon! Did you want to look like a naked gorilla or did your wife tell you too!?

by jižźżzzzzz in my pants yyyuuum January 17, 2016

GORILLA BRAIN

The art of small brain activity in relation to everyday occurrences.

Emem: Yoo that nigga Matthew lit the J yesterday with the filter still in his mouth.
Felix: Bruh mans def got that Gorilla Brain.

Philos: Broo you never tried smoking like that though?!

by northerntitties February 20, 2022

gorilla dance

The action of flexing one's breast to make them bounce.

"Can you do the gorilla dance?"
"Yeah bro, watch this!"

by TheLastRelic April 10, 2018

Gorilla Tag fan

A Gorilla Tag fan is a person with no father figure. Why? Because they spend 90% of their time on a dumb VR monkey game called "Gorilla Tag" .

These players are also known as

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- Clowns
- Bozos
- Children
- Idiots
- Nerds

"Gorilla Tag fan? Imagine lmaoo"

by aughh dookie May 16, 2022

Spanking The Gorilla

Similar to Spanking The Monkey.

When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.

Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.

by sdasdsadd June 21, 2016

Wasian gorilla

A sexy ass motherfucker that has yummy furry legs that make you wanna cum in your pants so hard that you can't hide it, he will also make you have a erection so hard that your cock never be small again.

Son: "Hey mom, who's Wasian Gorilla?"
Milf: holy shit, Wasian gorilla is the hottest looking son of a bitch in the world."

by Americancitizen December 22, 2020

Gorilla Metal

Metal music that sounds like what you'd get if you put a bunch of gorillas behind some instruments. Usually described by gatekeepers as "real metal." It is essentially the metal version of butt rock, but significantly less commercially accessible. Gorilla Metal can quickly be identified by the use of 7 and 8 string guitars to make up for a lack of creative writing ability, tasteless drumming that consists mainly of smacking the kit as loud and frequently as possible, and mainly screamed vocals. If there are clean vocals, they are certainly autotuned garbage.

Jim: "Hey, do you like Crown the Empire?"
Hank: "Nah man, I don't listen to Gorilla Metal"

by Menico D'roh April 24, 2022