glasscock

1. A phalis made of glass.
2. A rooster made of glass.
3. A road in Mission, TX.

1. That glasscock was ribbed for added pleasure.

- or -

1. That trophy being kissed by that woman may look like a glasscock, but it is not.

2. My grandmother had numerous glasscocks on display in her curio cabinet when I was a child.

3. Damn, Glasscock Road is a long road. We should find out more about it at www.mintred.com/article/122/ .

by scorpionmintred May 16, 2007

Pheasant under glass

When pressing a ham (mooning against a window), the man also reaches down and pushes his old chap against the glass.

Whilemy ex and her new boyfriend ate their $500 meal, I walked straight up to the restaurant window and gave them a Pheasant under glass.

by Stephanie June 5, 2003

Glass Fringer

The name of a lost species of snake. Appearing as a sort of miniature Chinese Dragon, this lost species is most notably remembered as the snake that talked to Eve in the Garden of Eden in the Bible. The origins of the name however, are not known.

Glass Fringer, shrouded with myth
Hidden in legend and time
Legs of old and scales of new
Species lost in book and rhyme

by Conrad Birdie April 15, 2007

glass gun

Name for the needler. A gun on the popular videogame titles of Halo, Halo 2, and Halo 3.

That mother fucker was dual-weilding glass guns. Fucking cheap newb.

by MackyMatt May 21, 2008

glass animals discord

a public and discord partnered server made by glass animals fans for the fans.

hey bob! have you joined the glass animals discord!?
no i haven't carol, i'll check it out later!!

by tw1nf4nt4sy April 2, 2021

High Glasses

When wanting desperately to commence intercourse with a member of the opposite sex, but, alas, gazing at the specimen found convulses your valor, you grab hold of your trusty pipe, smoke some motherfucking shit and thus wear your high glasses, wich makes the person beside you tolerable, and comical for some reason. Consequently, the foul act can be initiated. YIPPEE!

- Man, I'm so horny right now i could even fuck Big Becky over there.
- Dude, you're sick.
- I know I will be if I touch her. What can I do?
- Just wear some high glasses and get it over with.

by May-B December 9, 2008

Hour-Glassing

The term used to define the time you spend staring at a computer screen waiting for your antiquated computer system to load software or web pages that exceed your systems memory and processing capabilities. May also be used to define the blank stare given when someone says or does something incredibly stupid and there is nothing you can do but stare at them.

The first 30 minutes of my day at work is spent hour-glassing.

She walked in wearing what looked like elf shoes and I could not help but Hour-Glass.

by The wonderland girls February 26, 2010