cranking the flop

Masturbating With a half-erect member

Joe was trying to break his masturbation record, but by the 4th go he was just cranking the flop.

by BadWolfxMYQx June 04, 2014

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flop hoe

male or female that can say someone said this to another, but once confronted say I never said that.

She said you said this, when I asked her the flop hoe denied everything.

by DirtySal April 30, 2016

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“She just flopped onto the floor.. no, that was a formal flop”

by That_Lil_Sleeze June 30, 2022

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Act of getting your nipple penis and anus suckled and slobbered on all at the same time

I got triple flop sloped last night

by Triple flop slop December 04, 2017

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A political term indicating a fear of failure before an audience.

He tried to wiggle out of a direct answer (because he did not know the answer) and proceeded to go into a nixonion flop sweat.

by JCA/Bremerton October 15, 2023

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A pair of flip flops a girl would wear when she is turned on and ready for a night of sex

OMFG, leah is going to fuck glen in the parking lot of Newbury comics tonight, she got her sex flops on

by Shaelyn hater June 26, 2021

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Something that every long-Haired person had. It’s that wet hair that they leave on the shower walls.

Doctor: you have to stop eating your wife’s hair flop

Me: BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD

by FrappaCHINA June 05, 2021

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