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Kentucky flat iron

When you do a hot rail of meth off of a woman who has no breasts

It's only a Kentucky flat iron if you're either in Kentucky, or she's from Kentucky
"I gave her a Kentucky flat iron and I haven't slept in 3 days!"
by Toe_knuckles March 16, 2023
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Flats

Fat ass motherfucker. Preferably a security guard. Often resembling “Flats the Flounder” from SpongeBob squarepants
Oh shit it’s flats, we can’t throw shit anymore
by Bocus January 27, 2022
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Flat earth society

Idiots United, a ungodly amount of idiots in an idiot colony
Nutcase: I’m apart of the flat earth society!
Jeremy: oh you mean idiots United
by Snowy the Cat February 19, 2024
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Flat-A

It's the word when you're a smart ass and you're just such a big piece of shit that you're just a fricken Albert Einstein Mofo.

It's not an A- or an A+ it's just a nice flat and juicy A
Dis dumbass mofo: Yo what'd u got on the test u nasal passage
Dis Smart ass mofo: Haha I got a Flat-A
Dis dumbass mofo: Wow, ur such a nasal passage.
Dis Smart ass mofo: Haha, at least I'm not a refurbished Amarjeet Fifa support.
by JuicyFatPigletSlayer February 5, 2018
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Flat

Meaning flat out or being a fact good or bad
Isaac is a baller so he is flat at shooting.

When Tyler says something that is true Isaac responds with “that’s Flat”
by Isaac from OT February 4, 2019
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Flat three D

A flat that adores milly
by anonymous May 27, 2022
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Flat Bro

One calls a person a "Flat Bro" if they believe that their intelect is limited.
He is a "Flat Bro" (Every Flat Bro ever)
by OilrubAinsley October 29, 2021
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