Monster Energy Ripper

a rare monster flavour that is actually fucking amazing

13 year old: I wanna drink
other 13 year old: try this shit, it’s called Monster Energy Ripper
13 year old: that’s amazing

by absolutely fucking cool baller July 9, 2023

Ice Coffee Energy

People who claim to have Crackhead energy when in reality it is much Milder and or non-existant. Usually a person who tries to single themselves out for being the "quirky" type. When in reality they're just normal and or boring

Jesse - Fair warning I have serious Crackhead Energy
Sarah - Gurl, you have Ice Coffee Energy

Jesse - What makes you say that
Sarah - We are both sober and we are in a Starbucks
Jesse - Right........Got any Cigs?
Sarah - Yep

by BleuHavane July 15, 2023

Brian energy bars

Another word for cosmic brownies, also the main source of energy for a larger man named Brian

Sky: Mane where’d all my cosmic brownies go?
Al: I think we found our culprit
Brian: you know how I feel about Brian energy bars

by youalreadyknowmang July 19, 2023

Cheeto energy

A person with cheeto energy is usually someone who is chaotic and unpredictable, or someone who seems like the kind of person to enjoy eating cheetos.

Kyle: "IM GONNA THROW YOY ALL OUT OF THE WINDOW AHAHAAHAJAKK"

Guy: "Man, Kyle's really got dat cheeto energy"

by Fekfkek July 19, 2023

MPE (Micro Penis Energy)

Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.

"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."

"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."

by themessyamerican July 22, 2023

Energy of a Project Kid

A child that can be up to all hours of the night. They can be inventive or destructive when learn about new things. They have the maturity and experience of most adults before their teenage years. They understand the hard not life. They know the hustle and how to create something out of nothing.

They are kids with vision, but can be a hand full for most ppl. The real Bebe’s kids, better known as peanut butter and jelly (PJ) kids.

Your child has the energy of a project Kid when parents can’t keep up with them or understand how their child knows and understand things they never taught them. The child can play a manipulate any situation at a young age

by Deland Project Kid August 20, 2023

bi-energy

Just like the word says. It's the type of energy emitted from those who identify as bi-sexual. Sometime the energy is enough to turn others slightly fruity. Typically, this transformation will express itself when one begins to say certain phrases after an individual has spent an ample amount of time with those associated in the alphabet mafia.

her: You have class tomorrow?
him: No
her: Me neither
him: Twinsss.

him: ...Oh shit I think your bi-energy is rubbing off on me.

by YERT49576 August 28, 2023