Easter

The day Jesus became a zombie and everyone ate candy.

Happy Easter mofo, let's eat jellybeans and praise our zombie lord.

by FATCOWDISEASE May 1, 2011

Drew Eastergard

an Awesome guy. one that likes to stay in your mind a lot. You can't forget him. He can make you laugh, cry, and smile. He's like a dream. Easy guy to like. Hard to read sometimes, but it just draws you to him more. He seems so perfect. He cares and he's NOT shallow. This is unusual for most guys so he's definitely a keeper. If you have a Drew Eastergard in your life, don't let him go. you'll regret it.

I love having a Drew Eastergard in my life!

by open door June 28, 2011

Face Grenade Eater

Some one who eats Face Grenades like it's their day job. This is a terrible thing to be, and only the biggest gaybos you've ever seen are one. Avoid being called this at all costs.

Also known as an FGE for short.

Garrett: Wow you are a huge Face Grenade Eater!

Fallon: I know, there's nothing I can do about it :(

by MTFjr February 7, 2008

Eatership

The number of patrons buying food from a cafeteria (or other eating establishment).

Sales are down in the cafeteria, so we are seeking ways to increase eatership.

by m-san March 12, 2008

easterbating

to dye easter eggs with your seamen (via masturbating) and color dye

hey its easter tommarow" oh shit yeah that means i got to go easterbating today

by stackattack May 12, 2011

Easterburg

A dumbass.

Dude, yesterday, Easterburg just told me that black guys have an extra bone in their body, and that's why they can jump higher and run faster.

by BaDasMuhFukah April 10, 2012

eastern skiers

the only sport that supports homosexuality and daddy's money at one time. it also is a person that loves to have a lot of orgies but only with other men.

yo im bout to go shred the slopes with the rest of the eastern skiers but first let me go hop in my dad's range rover and give a pregame blowy

by X wing @aliciousness December 9, 2019