Robbing ducks

'Robbing the ducks' as in broke, brassic, penniless, destitute, skint, resulting in a lack of nourishment necessitating the plundering of left-over bread from feeding the ducks at the local pond.

This could also be used to denote extreme desperation as a result of a lack of satisfaction in a certain aspect of ones life requiring the 'scraping of the bottom of the barrel' as an alternative to going completely without.

E.g. 1

Friend 'A'; "When was the last time you ate? Are you hungry?"
Friend 'B'; Don't know mate, I'm robbing the ducks!"

E.g. 2

"My mate's dying for a shag bless 'em, they're robbing ducks now!"

E.g. 3

Mate '1'; "How you fixed for cash geezer?"
Mate '2'; "Robbing ducks mate! Tragic."

by DM85 April 2, 2011

Pregnant Duck

My wife looks like a cute little ducky. When she is pregnant

Aww baby you look. So cute just like a. Pregnant duck

by Geo Voom September 22, 2016

Donald Duck

A name you can call Donald Trump if you want to make fun of him.
Often said when you're angry with what he has done.

Donald Duck is really an idiot.

by I make funny words ya know January 15, 2018

golden duck

Cricketing term

similar to duck, but to be clean bowled by the first ball the batsman faces.

That's the third Golden Duck of his season, and it's only his second game.

by black Flag June 11, 2004

Duck Butter

The combination of sweat from the penis/scrodom area, and the anus. These two meet on the gouch and form a deadly serum called Duck Butter.

Jee wiz Bobby! I can smell your duck butter from here!

by vegieman92 February 2, 2009

black duck

a person who is left out of the group, doesn't understand or is different

"Kerrianne never seems get what we're talking about..."


"No shit, she's a black duck."

by Carissa Slalopez January 3, 2009

godamn ducks

A term when you or someone near you farts.
Since a fart sounds somewhat like a duck it is used to blam your fart on a duck.

PersonA: *farts* ... godamn ducks
PersonB: Godamn ducks
*PersonC walks in*
PersonC: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?!
PersonA: godamn ducks!

by Jason December 6, 2004