'doing a wilson'

A phrase, used while playing football to describe awful captaincy.

When a team is 'doing a wilson', the bad result is blamed on the captains leadership & the team must be:

Losing by more than 100 goals
Falling out with each other
Executing awful tactics

Paul: That was a bad game
Josh: Our team was 'doing a wilson'
Paul: Where did that phrase even originate from?
Josh: Some idiot captain called Sam Wilson, who used to make his team lose every week by awful captaincy.

by InformaUltras September 3, 2014

doing a sex

According to Geoff Ramsey, having sex; in the process of having sexual intercourse.

"So uh, the lady and I, we were doing a sex..."

by Sherman Mikhail Lambchops January 11, 2015

doing a spro

Inconsistency in tracking macro's and turn up to training sessions. Spro's have also been known to give training advice.

Doing a Spro is Training 11 times in 6months, or having a diet consisting of 4% protein, 30% carbs, 66% fat, 1g fiber.

Regular excuses used by spro's are I had to go into work, my shoulder, my back.

Training advice given by spro's is generally supported by the fact they have sat and watched champions from their couch.

by Southsideviking January 19, 2015

Doing a Bob

one who has lax tongue muscles and their tongue just "flops" out of their mouth or they keep poking their tongue in and out of their mouth in rapid succession.

doing a bob tongue muscle Doing a Bob

by mr pimpernell March 8, 2015

Doing a Chad

It's the action of taking a shit, then a shower, then taking a shit again, and finally taking s shower one last time.

Dude. John is taking waaaay to long in the bathroom. I heard the toilet flush and the shower start twice. He must be doing a Chad!

by Doin a Chad July 19, 2015

Doing a Kit

When you purposely put your dick in an ass then say it was an accident

Reuben: Kit, stop doing a Kit
Kit: It was an accident!
Reuben: It happened twice...

by Team Oman is the best September 15, 2016

Doing a Thatcher

Asking to borrow a cigarette. As if you are going to return cigarette in condition receive.

Let me borrow a butt guy or me doing a thatcher?

by Wind beneath your slippers December 27, 2016