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Back Door S'mores 

When you don't want to kink train your own dog so you lure your neighbour's dog over to eat peanut butter out of your ass.
Rebecca can't come to the phone right now, she's getting Back Door S'mores.

Nicole Door see 

Nicole door see is cooler than u and is pretty
Nicole door see is so pretty

Rock the Door 

When a high school student places a rock in the door so when the skip they can then sneak back into the school without being caught.
Kasey: dude lets go to Costco instead of music theory.

Garrett: Ok. But we are going to have to Rock the Door.

Kasey: I have the Rock Right here.

Wedge me in a door and call me Ginger 

English colloquial turn of phrase regarding great, unexplainable miraculous events.

Exclamation of surprise when confronted with an astounding occurrence.
I say, Chalmers old bean, did you see that Jerry airship just explode?

Well wedge me in a door and call me Ginger, Asquith, jolly good show. What? Mind you, shame that the chap from the Royal Flying Corps didn't bail out before the fireball got him ...

Bitch next door disease 

When someone just compulsively makes bitch noises right outside of your door or window or the wall next to your head while you try to sleep. Often on drugs, most likely narcotics and/or alcohol, the infected person will not be able to stop afflicting those within the noise's vicinity until they become tired. Benzos are recommended. Bitch-next-door-disease is not a syndrome, as it has only one symptom; bitchmouth. See also: bitchmouth. Bitchnextdoor disease, or b.n.d.d. , or bein deedee, IS contagious. More dangerously though, it can lead to anxiety and tension in uninfected observers as well as jet-lag syndrome, insomnia, parasomnia,nervousness, and indigestion.
"The neighbor has bitch next door disease, she hasn't stopped yelling in the parking lot for an hour. "
"The hotel room next to mine is infected with bitchnextdoor disease, I wonder if they should quarantine."

the barn door is open 

When the fly to your trouser is unzipped